Well our flight from san fran to philadelphia was on time...in line at the airport, this stupid woman with like 20 bags on a damn cart was gonna get ahead of me in line to check in, well the competive person that i am, said to myself, oh hell no so i raced around the line and beat her,,,neener neener woman.

the flight was pretty bumpy at times and there was a blond toilet nazi making sure no one congregated near the toilet...sir, the capt wants u to return to your seat, you are not to congregate, he will tell u when u can get up blah blah blah,,,,, she was such a nag,, she repeated this every fricking time someone got out of their seat,,,,OMG

so i could not get my bag underneath the seat in front of me cuz someone had left a to-go styrofoam container under there, so i chucked it (as gently as i could) across the isle and dadgumit, if that damn thing did not pop open and knock hashbrowns or some such thing all over the floor....julie told me to leave that is what "the help"is paid to do, and since she was blocking me in, i had no choice than to listen to her...

someone on the plane, possibly me, could not stop anally flatulating,,,,OMG it was bad. must be the geman sausage we ate for breakfast in the terminal....holy crap..i hope it was not me and was the little brat behind me that kept kicking my seat,,,

omg, my gag reflex got a good workout,...i had been resting my head against the window for sleep on this 4.5 hr leg of the flight when holy crap...i noticed someone had done major snot rockets on the window seat,,,,omg, i wanted to gag,,,,i took pictures that i will upload later,,,our next flight boards in 5 mins for Frankfurt,

oh, julie is young and learned to respect her elders...hahahahahha some old lady at the Travelex money exchabge thing told her she needed to start listening to her mother,,,,i saved us a shitload of money and fees by doing it my way,,,the right way,,,stupid julie wanted to argue with me and she would have screwed us royally,,,,

oh they are call ing people who are boarding with young stupid children,,,,thats us...no wifi on the next flight...will check in later with photos of boogers on my window,,,stay tuned,,,

becks